Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the 2004 Quotes file!

"It's getting colder, Sam.  I can't eat it."
"I can't eat them for you, Mr. Frodo.  But I can eat you!"
	-SiniStar

"If you liked to eat babies, you'd love to go eat at a . . ."
"NURSERY!"
	-MadPony & Hate-Ball, playing the delightful "Catchphrase"

"Erik, I can open the door for you.  But it's up to you to walk
 through it and start jerking the guy off."
	-Quarex, to Hrothgar

"Hey, an ISU Cheerleader."
"Why were there three grills in a row?"
	-The difference between Quarex and Hrothgar looking at the
	 same area

"I was listening to NPR earlier, and"
"HEY, GARRISON KEELER!  GO BACK TO LAKE WOEBEGONE!"
	-Captain Rat & Quarex

"I think I've spent my entire life getting fat and ruining this 
 country."
"Way to go, William Howard Taft."
"Oooooooohhhh, take that, William Howard Taft!"
	-Captain Rat & Ogre De Latoya

"My son was told he dressed too formally for his job, so his boss
 told him to wear one of those flower-print shirts the next day."
"Oh, he has to dress Business Hawaiian."
	-Police Receptionist & Quarex

"Has anyone ever told you that your head is just ginamic?"
". . . No?"
	-Drunken Hrothgar & Quarex

[Motions to fat, ugly woman with two thin attractive women]
"Hey, you see that?  They only hang out with her to make 
 themselves feel better."
[Captain Rat & SiniStar briefly stare at each other, then Quarex, 
 then start laughing]
"Oh.  Yeah, well, there is that."
	-A Quarex quote that probably makes more sense in person

"She's running some old weird computer; I think she has Windows 97."
[pause, then uproarious laughter]
	-Peggy & Quarex/Ogre/Hrothgar.  Nerds.

"I have noticed that a lot of your good friends have been weird sort-
 of-out-of-it girls, who are very social, but do not really have a firm
 grasp on reality, and need you to help remind them how the world works."
"So they are a lot like you!"
	-Quarex & Susan

"Verily, Lord Andrew, dost thou see that yonder bird?"
"Yine."
	-Captain Rat & Quarex

"She has the Midas touch, except instead of turning things to gold, they
 turn to lies."
	-Ogre De Latoya

"Jake, you know what you need?  You need to have a kid."
	-Hrothgar

"Ogre, you have five choices.  1. Worms.  2. Wood.  3. Air.  4. Dirt.
 5. Flowers.  Okay, go."
	-Hrothgar, ostensibly setting up a story problem

"Okay, Kurt; you've broached the unforbidden line, but suddenly you
 realized that your pattern is off."
	-Hrothgar, ostensibly setting up another story problem

"Who do you food?"
"30 Levels of Kidney Bars."
	-Poor attempts by Quarex, Captain Rat, SiniStar, and Hateball to 
         find out where to order pizza

"I licked Don Bluth's nuts."
"What prompted you to do that?"
"Well, okay, I don't actually know what he looks like, so it might have
 just been someone pretending to be Don Bluth."
	-Quarex & Hateball

"What is pot butter?"
"It's butter with pot in it.  Pretty simple."
". . . You mean, like, dope?"
	-Hrothgar & Ghort

"You should try the shrimp."
"You're not the master of my destiny, girl!"
"[Watching Hrothgar] is like witnessing a car crash.  '*gasp* Is that guy okay?'"
	-Kelly, Hrothgar in a high falsetto, and Ogre De Latoya's reaction

"Well, I can understand not liking it.  But it's having issues with it
 that I have issues with."
	-Hrothgar, amazingly saying something quote-worthy

"Somebody just killed me while I was trying to send Jae a file."
"We live in a tough world, Jake."
	-Captain Rat & Hrothgar