See, the problem is thus: funny quotes that once made their way to the quotes file now increasingly just go into our sketch comedy idea logbook, despite the fact that logically we will never get the chance to use most of them. But I am making a new concerted effort to get more quotes up in this piece. "Those fuckin' chickens, walking around bobbing their heads at you with their fuckin' chicken attitude, man; I hate those birds." -Tyne, "On Chickens"(c) "We start with two all-beef patties, top it off with saag paneer, and then wrap it all in a slice of pepperoni pizza." "For a side, you can spend five minutes in the jalapeno dumpster." -Quarex & Ghort making fun of Bennigan's Irish authenticity "I've never experienced the Doppler Effect with jingle bells before." -Quarex, experiencing said effect while paused near the end of a 10 kilometer toboggan ride down the Alps. "I'm never playing a game with you again, you goddamn bitch." -Hrothgar to Hitchcock after a particularly enjoyable game of "Fight Night 2006" (not to be confused with "Fight Night" for the Atari XE) "DON'T COMPLIMENT ME!" -Hrothgar "Hosiris' Pimp Shoes." -Ogre De Latoya "Whenever I get a pickle on the side, my boyfriends get weird." "I can understand why they'd be concerned with you getting a pickle on the side." -DevilBuni & Ogre "Do you know anything about farming?" "It depends. Now, are you talking about the kind of farming where-" "-a mother and father-" "-plow each other?" -SiniStar, Hrothgar, Quarex, Ogre "He was just as verbatim as a motherfucker." -Tyne, about Greg "Theodore Roosevelt, the last of the Mohicans to oppress the working class with his Jedi powers." -Ogre, Quarex, Hrothgar, Hitchcock "You're not bad, for a white guy." -Diana to Quarex "You don't like Russell Stover, right?" "What? No, I LOVE Starburst!" -Captain Rat (to Quarex), Hrothgar answering "Lighten up, tightass." -Ogre to Denmark Jane, for no apparent reason.