This year really did not exist, even moreso than other years did not
exist.  Chalk it up to me hiding in my parents' house writing my thesis
for the first half of the year, then Mandy and I moving to Richmond and
spending all our time working on graduate school applications for the
second half.   2008 is shaping up much better, though!

"Cajun cooking pretty much came from French influence in the Caribbean."
"If only Mexico would invade Italy."
	-Ogre & Quarex

"Hey, dude!  I'm gonna put it in your bitch's pooper!  :D"
	-The agreed-upon-at-Denny's worst way to introduce yourself to someone.

"That was 'Turn the Beat Down,' by Rodney McCulley and the McCulliacs."
	-Ogre

"Ah, soothing Menthol [lotion] ... it's like cigarettes for my boobs!"
	-Denmark Jane

"Mario DeLuigi Cosmetics."
	-SiniStar

"Someday, I will make a flat-iron grill with different plates for different
 things; a waffle maker, a quesadilla maker, a sandwich maker ..."
"There is already a George Foreman grill that does that."
"Oh man; I can't believe George Foreman beat you to the punch."
	-Ogre, Liesl, & Quarex

"Kurt says you kicked him in the face and broke his sunglasses."
"That never happened.  ... Well, I mean, if my foot -happened- to end up in
 Kurt's face ... it's -only- because ..." (laughter interrupts and ends
 his confession)
	-Quarex & Hrothgar

"Try new 'pizza lovers' pizza, topped with many smaller pizzas."
	-Hate-Ball

"How do you like your eggs?"
"Can I get them doubled, and moonraged?"
"And can those be dog eggs?"
	-Somebody, Quarex, & Ogre

"I'm glad numbing works for you.  It doesn't work for me ... I'm a ... fagala."
	-Quarex's Mom