Hello? Hello? Is this thing still on? *tap tap* (Quarex and Mandycurlz working on a paper) "Are you writing a paper about the mating habits of King Centipedes?" "KING CENTIPEDE MATES WITH WHOEVER HE CHOOSES!" "... Paper finished." - Denny's Waiter, Quarex, & Ogre "I hereby announce my intention to court you." "I wish to court you in the undercarriage." -SiniStar & Quarex, one-upping "What the hell color is time?" -Mandy "My reality always sucks." -Mandy "They're turning their house into an S&M pleasure palace." "And they can use their baby as a counter-weight." "... The sessions will grow more intense as the baby gets older." -Anonymous & Anonymous "I think I'm allergic to poop smells." (others laugh) "I'm SERIOUS." -Hate-Ball's 5-year-old daughter