"Why am I still doing this?  THIS IS THE 20TH YEAR OF QUOTES, PEOPLE.  
SERIOUSLY.  Most pages of quotes like this stopped being updated before 
Netscape Navigator stopped being updated.  Take that, Netscape Navigator."
	-Quarex, introducing the 2012 Quotes File

"IF YOU ARE REALLY SICK THEN YOU GET TO HAVE BREAKFAST IN THE DOCTOR'S
 OFFICE!"
	-Young child to his father at the supermarket, at least ten
	 times before Quarex got out of earshot

"What's the weather like?"
"A passing thought, a moment of contemplation, or perhaps an ephemeral
feeling of pleasure."
	-MandyCurlz & Quarex

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Quotes.txt had its first (known) death in 2012.

Rest in peace, Anne.

I am pretty sure this somehow now feels like a good place to call it a
day; I had already decided this, the 20th year, would be a good place
to stop anyway.  But let us try to remember the good times ... in the
least possible appropriate way (though I am 100% sure she would not mind):

2011
"What happens on Christmas, Kora?"
"I CRY :("
	-Anne & her 2.5-year-old daughter Kora


2005
"Are you from Michigan?"
"No, but that is not far off."
"I ask because I've read a lot of books and you seem like you are from
 Michigan."
	-French Guy & Anne

"You don't have any kids?"
"No, but I don't mind babies.  In fact, I hate them."
	-Anne & Brian (the mysterious stranger from Aberdeen), in the
	 Amsterdam Airport Bar


1999
"I'm worried about my six month old cousin.  I had to change him, and his
penis is like, inverted right into his scrotum!"
"Maybe you just don't do it for him, Anne."
	-Anne & Quarex

"Is Drew awake?"
"No, he's still sleeping."
"Well, just tell him that I'm hornier than I've ever been, and I want him now."
"Right-o!"
	-Anne & Spirit, phone conversation