Now, with much ballyhoo, here are the quotes compiled in 1994. At least it was easy to remember when '94 stopped this time, because there was a jump from a quote at Eris' December party to a quote I made at the Godfather's Pizza party for the SOS production in '95. ENJOY! "What are you doing?" "I'm turning Pork into Metal." -Ogre & Quarex "Oh look, it says 'Fuck you' on the Magna-Doodle." -Neo Jesus "Hi, my name's Jackula Drapass." -Quarex "I am the God of Demi-Shit... C'mon kids, sing along! You know the words!" -Quarex "You wait until the Zombie starts reciting Hamlet, then you beat the shit out of it!" -Neo Jesus "Isotope slippers make you pee your pants!" -Neo Jesus "Haggagagaheh!" -Quarex "That's what old men do: Flesh Whittling." -Quarex "You're not an egg, Drew." -Neo Jesus "If you don't have anything nice to say to someone, write a book." -Quarex "Oh shit man, we're all goin' down." -Vikas "Oh thank GOD! At last I've found JXK_R#80.ZIP!" -Quarex (inspired by Pwemn We -Kdalf (Lord of Guam)) "And believe it or not, you don't live here." -Ogre to The Red Haired Demon "It got to this place in Angie_S and got stuck. . ." -Elrond "Let's name the new fist." -Elrond "I like them for their small size and flexibility." -Quarex "No one thought possible that little Billy could learn how to speak in hex." -Neo Jesus "New definition of hero: A sports star who makes more money than you do." -Quarex "Losers never win." -Quarex "Corpse Choir!" -Quarex "Bill! You got a worm in your ear!" -John Butler "So that means the legend of Odin really is true! And we're not the only lifeforms in the universe!" "But most importantly, it doesn't taste like butter OR margarine!" -Odin & Neo Jesus "Well, your base has a Presence of 20." "So, what's the . . thing? I mean, what's the difference between 20 and 5 if it's a base?" "Well, it's like comparing Dracula's Castle to a Marine Base." "Or, comparing Dracula's Castle to Care-A-Lot." -Ogre, Quarex, Ogre and Quarex. (just try to figure it out) "Some islamic guy is DEAD!" -Elrond "Gomer : One who studies ASCII charts." -Neo Jesus "Don't weep! The girl's not dead, she's fishing." -Neo Jesus "Give the keyboard to Arthur and press the " -Dracula In London "Well count yourself, cuz' I'm leaving." -Don Herbert (Mr. Wizard) "Well everyone knows that things grow when sprinkled with magic growing powder. . ." -Channel 48 kid's show (viewed at 5am after staying up all night) "There you go. . . One eggplant. Oh my, it certainly IS BIG!" -More Channel 48 kid's show "What the hell would I do without cable TV!?" -Quarex after laughing his ass off at 5am kid's shows "Are you guys *really* summoning the devil in there? Because if you are I'm not going in!" -Tiechera, serious. "Hey Gally check out my new anime smiley O_o" -Swiss Pope "What about Aptiva Jokes?" "I said, 'WARNING, APTIVA'. "When did you make these up?" "Tomorrow." -Quarex & Ghort "Hey! We're young, there's three of us, we can buy beer. . ." -Quarex "There's some bands that play really well that you can listen to and stuff, but Overkill is the only band you can LIVE." -Quarex "Uchiyosifami, Loghinamarami, arhanreaqemganayahaaa!" -Ghort "Well then, we are the shit." -Quarex & Ogre "Yes, Mimedad." "Mimedad, starring Bill Cosby. New movie." -Quarex & Tempest "Yeah, I think I would look good with a rotten apple stuffed in my big, fat mouth." -Quarex "Yo, Baron, I can dig it!" -Nightmare II "SEVERED HEAD!" -Sythe "Yes, have some." -Swiss Pope "And, as the last one to leave, I hereby receive the donuts." -Quarex "If I were your friend, I wouldn't like you either." -Quarex "Stop it, Drew, that's turning me on." -B. Wheeler to Quarex when he held an orange cone seductively "Grindcrusher." -Ghort "And so the kids who didn't fully color their pumpkins were killed." -Quarex "After I shot the horse, I put it next to that squirrel jerky." -Quarex "Well, if we do replace the magic coconut, won't the spider people come back?" -Ogre "Look! I've got BLOOD!" -Laura "Now don't you think Carrie's hair is 'Da Shit'?" "What?" "I don't think Cameron is up-to-date on this kind of slang." "I said, don't you think Carrie's hair is 'Da Shit'?" "What?" -Quarex, Cameron, Carrie, Quarex & Cameron "The best group names come from typos." -Swiss Pope "80 times 5 equals CHAOS!!!" -Ogre "How fast can you run, Bitch?" -Ogre "Idaho, the GOD state!" -Quarex "I touched her lizard before it was painted." -Mad Max "TEETH KID! TEETH KID!" -Quarex, Swiss Pope & Pwemn We -Kdalf (Lord of Guam) at yet another viewing of 'Stargate' "Psycho Monkey Window Cult!" -Ogre "When I say jump, you gonna say how high!" "When I say how high, you gonna say 'WHAT DA HELL YOU TALKIN' BOUT?'" -Quarex & Ogre "I went the wrong way. You saw me. You had to die." -Ogre "Stop that!" "What?" "Looking like a monster!" -Ogre & Quarex "Toys should be as powerful as the number of batteries you put in them." -Ghort "HELL FROM THE VUGTEE!" -Swiss Pope "Do you want to schmant to. I knocked you out, bitch." -The Red Haired Demon "Blondes have more fun. . but only if their name isn't Angela." -Quarex "Cookies make libidos rise." -Swiss Pope "Go kill yourself Ankst. Even Santa Claus hates you." -Swiss Pope "PEANUT BUTTER!" -Carrie "I'm on an emotional rollercoaster that just keeps going up." -Quarex "Hey Stephanie, did you get the new ACiD pack?" -Swiss Pope in response to a Full House episode "How did you get these .mods? Where did you find fasttracker? HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE DMP, SON!??" "I learned it by WATCHING YOU, DREW!!!" -Quarex & Swiss Pope in a 'hip' re-enactment of a popular anti-drug commercial "I think Owen has a garbage can with a picture of Victoria Jackson on it." -Swiss Pope "Hey guys! It's my 18th birthday!! TIME TO GET STUPID!!" -Swiss Pope "Um, dude, somebody is pissing in my basement." -Swiss Pope "Dude, don't be surprised if Elrond has become the FAT MAC." -Quarex "Well, if you had been Sarah Kelly, I would have been more persuaded to learn all my lines by Friday." -Quarex to Rachel "Helium is vastly overrated." -Quarex "Too many parameters - HOG BOY!" -Quarex's DOS after he unwittingly typed something weird "I'm not afraid of Korn." -Ghort "man. . this cake tastes like shit." -CCCatch "* OldHippy Loves Ties" -OldHippy "I'll be over in two shakes of a jiggle." -Laura "Big Chocolate Surprise." -ThrillKil "Can we get the runic glaive?" -ThrillKil "Boxes of canned mare?" -Ogre